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It has been slowly occurring to me that I won’t be having sex anytime soon. I can’t remember the last time I was in this situation! So, I have come up with some things to look forward to:
1. Experimenting with my attraction to members of the same sex (Is it politically incorrect to want to just full around with a female and not want a relationship?…friendship is okay…but I feel like admitting this is committing a crime against my feminist nature)
2. Break-up sex with F. He came by on Saturday morning and I was upset by the time he left and then he called on Sunday to see if I wanted to take a ride in his new truck. At first, I was completely against having break up sex with him because I don’t think he can do it without emotional ties and then it would be like we broke up all over again, but now it’s been like 3 weeks
3. Break-up sex with J. Now that sounds enticing because we never had break-up sex because I was all obsessed with F. but that probably won’t be happening because he’s 3,000 miles away and seeing somebody. Is sex with an ex cheating?
4. I know there is a bit of a tramp in me and I was thinking maybe I should let her come out and play a bit…it’s only right to know everything about me before I find Mr. Right, right? But here are some problems with that:
- I hate to have someone look at my body up close…terrified of it…it’s like they’re going to zone in on all of my defects the moment my clothes are stripped away and I have to either point out my freakishness before they notice or try to hide my body and then give-up and just be embarrassed
- Intimacy isn’t all that enticing to me…I’m more of a bam, slam, thank you..sir…and I’ve only been successful at that when I was drunk, and well, there’s that
- I hate condoms and I hate possible infection of any type…naked people are really just dangerous, walking environs to disease (I don’t think I used environs correctly but it sounds good in my head)
- There’s that whole having to converse with people before and after the sex thing and I’m not too into that either…I know I’ve changed, people, but I still am offended if I catch a guy sneering at me or trying to have a conversation with me
- What in the hell happened to me as a child to have these natural aversions to humanity?
posted by Mychy at 2:47 PM
7 Comments:
There is NOTHING wrong with some good natured break up sex.
Sex is so damn powerful. Who ever said money runs the world never had great sex. You are looking at things all wrong you need to see it as you are in control. Hell every man knows that it is the woman in control. Now if you are going ot enjoy yourself just set up the ground rules before hand. Your booty call person needs to know that that is all he/she is. Nothing more so don't let them think that. You must not become attached to the booty call.
For your body, you are not flawed. We all have parts that we are not particularly fond of but that does not mean that we are a freak. If you can change something to make yourself more comfortable do it. Other wise accept it and move on.
Happy hunting for your booty call.
Is it politically incorrect to suggest you bone a deaf person so you don't have to talk to him/her afterward? Or, you could bump uglies with someone who speaks another language (that you don't speak.)
J.'s comment sounds like a commandment: Thou shalt not become attached to thy booty call. That's true. It's hard to separate emotion and sex for some people and at some times. I would try to avoid the break-up sex because it complicates things and makes it harder to heal.
I say go for the woman. It seems like there's one interested...
Is that a picture of a penis on "angel pumping gas's" profile photo?
Hey don't waste the sex if you are not going to enjoy it. And we all know that there is always something there then just the sex even if we are truly not interested, things can get really ugly when the other person is looking for something else and its on their terms not ours! Believe me, if a guy wants sex a few little body mishaps are not going to deter him!
And how my daughter can read so I have to ban her from hanging out with me while I'm on the computer! Damn it!
Hey, I'm going to Pennstate next week-should I find J and get the scoop from him? Oops! Almost wrote his full name which seems to be an unspoken rule around these parts.
Sorry I was so sleepy last night, I really want to talk!
Hee,hee,hee...body mishaps...that's a good one. And I don't think, Div, that the person is interested though I told her today about the break-up and she made some comment about me following in her footsteps and I really wanted to start laughing thinking about the you-know-what situation but I think she was just talking about being obsessed with school. Doh. Hmmm, now who's gonna be my booty call?
It sounds to me that the person is interested. This merits further investigation...
Today's UTLA meeting was really cool. It was like WE were the voice of the school. Who would've spoken for us if TLC (somewhat fragmented though it is) wasn't there?
I'm pretty sure that is a picture of penises. What else could those things be???
I love this. I feel as though I'm with you all at the lunch table now.
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