I may have a new playmate!
His name is Jacob and he has tattoos in all the right places and wears his t-shirts tight enough to let me know he's got a lil' somethin' somethin'. I was complaining to my friend, Toni, and her boyfriend about the lack of play I got coming my way and my answer in finding myself a female lover. He was shocked and started offering up his friends...he's obsessed with getting me a fuck buddy!
Jacob will be hanging out on Friday night with us.
I told my friend to warn him not to fall in love with me.
I'm such a liar.
The problem is...I'm all talk. I don't take action, I can't flirt with a stranger, I can't even make eye contact with a guy that is obviously checking me out!
I want to have meaningless relations but I'm afraid of human contact!
We're both gonna know that he's there to see if I'm fuckable...and what if he finds me lacking? What if he doesn't make a move and I know that it's because he didn't find me attractive, I wasn't his type, it doesn't seem worth it, my freckles, my lack of style, it seems like too much work.
Chances are that I'll get obsessed with him and then take him hostage.
What am I going to wear?
Jacob will be hanging out on Friday night with us.
I told my friend to warn him not to fall in love with me.
I'm such a liar.
The problem is...I'm all talk. I don't take action, I can't flirt with a stranger, I can't even make eye contact with a guy that is obviously checking me out!
I want to have meaningless relations but I'm afraid of human contact!
We're both gonna know that he's there to see if I'm fuckable...and what if he finds me lacking? What if he doesn't make a move and I know that it's because he didn't find me attractive, I wasn't his type, it doesn't seem worth it, my freckles, my lack of style, it seems like too much work.
Chances are that I'll get obsessed with him and then take him hostage.
What am I going to wear?
posted by Mychy at 2:19 PM
7 Comments:
saran wrap.
and nothing else.
Then you won't have to worry about eye contact.
good post... thanks.
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Good for you, but there is nothing to fear but fear itself, besides you never kow he coukd be wondering if you are having those same thoughts about him. Go for it Girl!!!!
Strength, Courage & Wisdom is all you need.
Interesting way to avoid commitment I guess.....lol
Who are all these people on your blog??? Did they crash the party or were they invited? Now I feel like I can't say what I want because we're being watched...just kidding - voyeurs usually make it better!!!
Hi, I don't mean to intrude, but I was just "next blogging" and I thought I would let you know I have enjoyed your last couple of posts. We seem to think along the same lines.
I also see that you have been attacked by someone named Willowsss. She/He/It has been hitting my comment boxes too with her stupid attempt to use it as an advertising board. It is not the only one to do that which caused me to have to post about it. Hopefully I can find out how to get rid of them.
Anyway, just thought I would say hi!
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